Update

So I thought my life was good after I finally succeeded in peeing in a cup last week. But guess what?

My boss at my internship just called to inform me that my sample was too diluted (possibly from the gallon of water that I drank to ensure I could produce some liquid) and I have to go in again and leave another sample.

And no, I'm not even kidding.

So this afternoon I have to drink, but not too much and head back in after work.

I'm starting to wonder if this internship is even worth it...